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Titanic Demotivational Poster

JEWS - They Sank The Titanic

TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I fucking knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

DISASTERS - They're not cheap!

TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?

NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!

194 Minutes -

TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".

REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time

TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.

TITANIC REALITY - Life is messy. Love is messier.

TAGS: titanic love
Rating: 3.65/5

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purelypoisonous - September 17, 2010, 2:17 am
i think i peed a little
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:48 pm
I've seen this before... or something very close.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 4:27 pm
Pic reminds me of fabio getting busted in the face by a bird while he was on a roller coaster

Jokes and Puns -

TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!

JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.

2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.


TAGS: titanic to soon
Rating: 3.29/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:47 am
Excellent play on a meme! 5 lifeboats (manned by lions)...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 am
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all smelly brown finger of doom!
Pointy Finger of Doom - July 31, 2009, 1:54 am
Misspelled to, should be too. Punching hard work in the balls, yeah!
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 8:25 am
LMAO...5 Poodlers here Ron
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 1:25 am
Too late, I believe.



TAGS: m0rd birthday love cruise titanic
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:22 am
Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Mr. Greeny once again pulls a 5L. Did Mary help? teehee


TAGS: titanic transformers
Rating: 3.18/5

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falloutghoul - September 12, 2011, 5:26 pm
Too bad it's weakness is iceburgs...

THE TITANIC - Was this ship built by cavemen?

TAGS: titanic
Rating: 2.54/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:24 pm
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:23 pm
Remember: the Ark was built by ameteurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
Dr. Rusak - January 26, 2010, 4:04 pm
The irony is that some ice fishermen were filming this from another iceberg. 5L
Derek - January 26, 2010, 4:01 pm
The opposite - she was thought to be one of the greatest ships ever. That, in fact was the problem.


TAGS: titanic jack rose revolutionary road
Rating: 2.25/5

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Fatty - May 7, 2009, 12:58 pm
Double post - same as 56216

CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong

Titanic -

TAGS: titanic
Rating: 2.18/5

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iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:37 am
Surprised there's no "Surprise Buttseks"

TITANIC - I'm king of the wooaaauGGHGHSLJKHAASDHF!!

TAGS: titanic
Rating: 3.53/5

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TITANIC - I call my penis 'Titanic' because it always gets deep and wet late at night. And people die.

TAGS: titanic
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sho - April 23, 2012, 3:54 pm
Does it break in halve as well?
Rick69 - April 23, 2012, 3:40 pm
Calling sperms people makes condoms kidnappers & unnecessary "pleasuring" mass genocide... But screw Science; this is quite funny...


TAGS: atlantic ocean lovers titanic
Rating: 3.27/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
I love the weekly world news. It helps put Fox News and MSNBC into perspective.


TAGS: titanic no jaws oh cool hand luke no police academy four
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean - May 21, 2009, 11:02 am
Simple. Walk away whistling softly (that always works in the movies), and continue to ignore the silent recriminations from his peers.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:51 am
Ummmm, guys? Someone went and stuck the imaginary doohickey down the Mime's throat and he uhhhh, suffocated...so what do we do now?
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hilarious poster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
It just won't be the same without you.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 11:04 pm
... well four, if we count the doohicky.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 11:04 pm
Leave me outta this. Three's a crowd.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:00 pm
Guilty as charged. I imagine that I used the imaginary thigamajig on my imaginary friend. Or maybe it's all just a figment of your imagination.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
Then it's "don't ask, don't tell" what you did later with that imaginary whatchmacallit.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:50 pm
This is the perfect example of why we need soldiers. Men! Seize that Mime and take away his imaginary dildo! We'll just see which church group does the ass kicking around here.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:44 pm
By the way, my church group can kick your church group's collective ass at charades. Hey, get that mime back in here, you'll see!

THIS - Is what the titanic looks like right now

CRUISE SHIPS - Hope you took swimming lessons, Rose


TITANIC - Who didn't see that coming?

the original -

TAGS: titanic
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 28, 2014, 3:14 pm
classic air

Reality -

TAGS: reality titanic birds
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:26 am
"I'm king of the - oh [email protected]#%!!"


TITANIC II - Will we see another disaster-movie in 50 years time?

FOX NEWS ALERT - A great icon of capitalism was sunk by socialist liberals that hate freedom, and now they're trying to sink America!

TAGS: glenn beck titanic liberals
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - October 18, 2009, 6:29 pm
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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 18, 2009, 3:04 pm

Achievement -

TAGS: titanic ice goals death
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2015, 12:04 am
Love the poster, rerun!
Silverheart - February 19, 2015, 5:22 pm

Quality over quantity. Good 5tuff
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:53 pm
Yep...rerun saw or was it didn't see his shadow. Either way I 'spect him around for at least another 6 weeks!
rerun - February 17, 2015, 9:01 pm

Yep, busy as hell. Lost my creative mojo.
GaryO - February 17, 2015, 8:54 pm
whoa...a rerun poster... must be near spring

Time Warp -

TAGS: time warp titanic
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 5, 2016, 12:21 am
An UP'd teehee
concern3 - August 2, 2016, 2:14 am
Freaking hilarious, UP yours

Floating -

TAGS: titanic movie flying floating disaster accident iceberg sinking
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 16, 2016, 11:06 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 16, 2016, 8:27 am
Nice, UP yours